FiftyBelowZero

Some of you might have noticed that my Devitation count went from 589 to 200 something XD Well, I was going through them and realized just how sad and pathetic some of them were. What the hell was I thinking even submitting half of them? It's really great to see how much I've improved in my photography - it just made me want to get rid of them. A few days ago I purchased the Canon Digitial Rebel XTi for myself :D Very estatic about that. It's an amazing camera, very powerful. Hopefully those who like my work will be able to see and enjoy the difference in the quality!

How fantastically hilarious it would be if farts were visible. And not just visible; but really visible. I'm talking like a bright flourescent neon purple cloud of smelly vapor that comes out of your ass and fills up the air like a bad rendition of a comicbook villan's exit - POOF! There is no way in hell that anybody is going to miss your fart. Gone would be the days of trying to be inconspicuous about your anal expulsion. It doesn't matter how hard you clench those sweet cheeks together...it doesn't matter how quiet it is. SBD's would no longer hold merit. Your farts are angry and purple and everybody and their mom is going to know about

I am now the new, proud mom of a Giant African Black Millipede! :D His name is Takusan (aka Taco) and I've posted a few photos in my gallery and in my scraps. Check him out! Spread the 'pede love!