Some of you might have noticed that my Devitation count went from 589 to 200 something XD Well, I was going through them and realized just how sad and pathetic some of them were. What the hell was I thinking even submitting half of them? It's really great to see how much I've improved in my photography - it just made me want to get rid of them.

A few days ago I purchased the Canon Digitial Rebel XTi for myself Very estatic about that. It's an amazing camera, very powerful. Hopefully those who like my work will be able to see and enjoy the difference in the quality!

How fantastically hilarious it would be if farts were visible.

And not just visible; but really visible. I'm talking like a bright flourescent neon purple cloud of smelly vapor that comes out of your ass and fills up the air like a bad rendition of a comicbook villan's exit - POOF! There is no way in hell that anybody is going to miss your fart.

Gone would be the days of trying to be inconspicuous about your anal expulsion. It doesn't matter how hard you clench those sweet cheeks together...it doesn't matter how quiet it is. SBD's would no longer hold merit. Your farts are angry and purple and everybody and their mom is going to know about it.

I think my favourite part about this idea is the fact that these perfect, gorgeous women would suddenly be terrified to leave their houses. You know the type; high-maintenance chicks who are under the sad belief that not only do they hardly ever fart, but when they do, it's as quiet as a mouse and smells like Lollypops and Rainbows. They suffer through horrible abdominal cramps just to keep up the illusion that they are perfect for their boyfriends. Women just simply do not fart. Heavens no!

I gave that up a long time ago. Not only do I certainly not hold my farts in for my boyfriend, but we compete during times of boredom and/or drunkeness (and I usually win) but those of you who know me, or have been reading this blog for long enough, know that I'm definetely not your average girl - so I didn't really need to tell you that.

My parents used to tell me all sorts of horror stories; "If you pee in the pool it will be bright red and everyone will see!" and "When you fart in the winter, people can see, just like they can see your breath." being among my favourites. Needless to say I spent a lot of my childhood in a traumatized and anxiety-ridden state until one day I just decided; "Fuck it" and pissed in my grandmother's pool, much to the displeasure of my mortified parents. It didn't matter that I got in shit; I had proven them wrong and therefore had won

But I'm getting off track here. The entire point of this entry was for my own personal amusement as I conjure up hilarious mental images of people standing in line at the grocery store while a neon purple cloud slowly seeps out of their pants and wafts up into the faces of the next 3 people in line behind them. Brilliant. Try pinning that one on the dog.

I am now the new, proud mom of a Giant African Black Millipede! His name is Takusan (aka Taco) and I've posted a few photos in my gallery and in my scraps. Check him out! Spread the 'pede love!

It's 2007! Wheee!

I just needed to update this goddamn thing because, well, it sure as fuck isn't September anymore!

My year wasn't half bad at all. I met some very cool people who are now great friends of mine, and most importantly I gained a lifelong best friend, companion and soulmate in the form of a fiesty German Shepherd Dog. This was Katie's first christmas with us, and with her sister I hope she feels loved - I know I can't love on those two enough.

To start the new year off with a bang, I'm getting my hair cut today. It's limp, dull, thin and split...basically it looks like a big 'ol pile of poo. So I'm getting a trim to healthy it up, and a new style. Not sure yet. Actually I am, I'm just not going to tell you.

Wanting someone to draw my beast-character Spider for me, but I'm too shy to do an art trade because I think my art sucks. Oh well. We shall see.

I'm outta here.

My birthday is in a week! September 9th. Turnin' the big 22.

I'm uber excited. I've asked my family for some GSD and Anti-BSL stuff, mostly clothing, a DVD and a few books. Cafepress.com is my favourite online store ^_^

I'm really hoping for the 'Hood Houndz' 12-piece figurine set (the one with all the pitbulls), but I can't find them anywhere! Other than that, I just hope I have all my friends and family around to enjoy the day with me - I've had a few spectacularly awful last few months so I deserve a fun day, dammit XD

When my mom originally asked me what I wanted, I mentioned a few adorable collars/t-shirts for the girls. She wrinkled her face; "What?? It's your birthday! I'm not buying stuff for the DOGS."

*tee hee*